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Leoben Conoy #1 found Adama's response to his comments enlightening.

Flashlights are normally used in Colonial and Earth society as a means of lighting dark places. It was developed to replace the candle and torch as a means of portable light.

Flashlights can also be used as a way to respond to boring conversation.

On Ragnar Anchorage, Commander William Adama became more than annoyed at Leoben Conoy's annoyingly hostile anti-human philosophies. Adama became more enraged when Conoy attempted to apply his philosophies directly at Adama by swinging a large steel pipe towards Adama's body.

Disagreeing with Conoy's insightful banter and attempted bludgeoning, Adama illuminated the interior of Conoy's skull with repeated and violent applications of his heavy Colonial-issue lantern flashlight to Conoy's cranium. It is presumed that this particular Conoy model did not have further comment or see the light of Adama's persuasive responses.

Due to Ragnar's EM radiation and the severity of Adama's flashlight application, it is uncertain whether Conoy was able to transmit Adama's dissenting view on humanity back to Conoy's other Humano-Cylon copies. However, we can assume that he did indeed see a bright white light when he died.

See Also

Flashlight Tag, a daring ages-old sport at Uncyclopedia

Flashlight at The TV IV

Using weapons to end a boring conversation, by Han Solo (Audio WAV)